Overheard conversations
| robii |
 Posted: Sat, 11/10/2008 - 11:02am |
 
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I thought there was a thread for this already, but couldn't find one in the search Anyway, in the post office the other day, a guy comes in wearing building stuff and starts having a conversation with somebody else he knows and at the end of the conversation he says, in all seriousness, "I'm just trying to make an honest buck without paying the taxman". He then collects his giro money And then last night, everybody round a mate's house and this girl was trying to chat one of the lads up and said "So, are you well into indie music then?". I left after that |
| illwill |
Posted: Sat, 11/10/2008 - 1:13pm |
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I was in the Reading branch of Primark a while back and saw this bleak little snippet unfold. I see this cute little kid running around hiding in the coats and his double-pramface mum shrieks after him "Oi Shandon get back here. Stop fucking about." "Poor little bugger" i think to myself. What the fuck kind of name is Shandon? His mum grabs him and ties him back down in the pram next to another little girl. "You're so naughty" she tells him, "Why cant you be good like Moet here?" Pointing at the little girl. Thats right. She had called her kids Moet and Chandon. |
| Murakami |
Posted: Sat, 11/10/2008 - 1:18pm |
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Something similar in Chichester a while back , some woman screaming " OI KEANU GET ERE NOW " outside some shop |
| andymakesglasses |
Posted: Sat, 11/10/2008 - 2:15pm |
 
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Thats right. She had called her kids Moet and Chandon.
I overheard something I wish I hadn't years ago in a pub toilet in New York Two guys in a cubicle together, one says to the other "tastes like chicken fingers" As a heterosexual vegetarian I hope to never discover what they were talking about |
| billy ray valentine |
Posted: Sun, 12/10/2008 - 11:43am |
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| Commander_Venus |
Posted: Sun, 12/10/2008 - 11:33pm |
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I dont know why 'heterosexual vegetarian' sounds so funny, but it does. |
| Sarny |
Posted: Sun, 12/10/2008 - 11:43pm |
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whats a chicken finger anyway? where can i buy them...asda or realpunting.com? |
| Commander_Venus |
Posted: Sun, 12/10/2008 - 11:59pm |
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Like fish fingers but chicken in em instead. |
| billybrown |
Posted: Mon, 13/10/2008 - 1:36am |
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check out the big brain on brad! |
| biglforlife |
Posted: Mon, 13/10/2008 - 9:46pm |
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At the bus stop earlier today. Girl 1: (excitedly) Did you hear about Keri getting raped? |
| kenty |
Posted: Thu, 16/10/2008 - 4:25pm |
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Was walking through the Trafford Centre the other night, passed a couple in their twenties and just caught him saying to her "..a grower not a show-er" |
| Commander_Venus |
Posted: Thu, 16/10/2008 - 5:46pm |
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She needs to know that shit, her girlfriends will ask. |
| nick |
Posted: Fri, 24/10/2008 - 2:24pm |
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Two people just walked past my desk and one said "Yeah, at that age they don't have fluff" Should I call the police ? |
| Noble Locks |
Posted: Fri, 24/10/2008 - 2:29pm |
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they were prolly talking about the photo they saw on your computor from the 'picture' thread. |
| candidate |
Posted: Fri, 24/10/2008 - 2:30pm |
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The other day in tk maxx I passed two girls in their twenties and one said "and thats why I think Im anorexic." |
| robii |
Posted: Fri, 24/10/2008 - 2:36pm |
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Wrong thread. They're overheard punch lines |
| biglforlife |
Posted: Fri, 24/10/2008 - 9:53pm |
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Two geezers in tesco Geezer 1: Are we gonnae get milk? |
| Greggle |
Posted: Sat, 25/10/2008 - 2:18pm |
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a mid 50s couple on the bus today man: there's no balance, no balance. You seem to want to hate me |
| inverse square |
Posted: Sun, 26/10/2008 - 6:29pm |
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| andymakesglasses |
Posted: Fri, 14/11/2008 - 1:21pm |
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I overheard something I wish I hadn't years ago in a pub toilet in New York Two guys in a cubicle together, one says to the other "tastes like chicken fingers" As a heterosexual vegetarian I hope to never discover what they were talking about may have found an answer - cycling through Edinburgh the other night I spotted a takeaway place called Chicken Cottage |
| schtoop |
Posted: Fri, 14/11/2008 - 1:26pm |
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funniest thing to say in the toilets of an old mans pub is "my hands are freezing, could someone hold this for me?"... "get the fuck outta here!" |
