23 Jul 2022 17:01
wears earplugs at gigs
doesn't drink and drive
have never pulled of his condom during sex intercourses without his partner knowing
posted 23 Jul 2022 22:18, edited 23 Jul 2022 22:18
Nan kids don't go to gigs, they don't like music.
24 Jul 2022 01:22
They only like soundtracks
24 Jul 2022 19:40
they only listen to shortwave radio
24 Jul 2022 20:02
Wears a T-shirt swimming in the sea
Wears jeans in the summer
24 Jul 2022 20:54
That’s more like it Rick.
Uses those static screen wipes on their pc
26 Jul 2022 17:44
thats ok because they would never sit down in a pool
26 Jul 2022 18:05
Not being able to swim is a bit nan.
26 Jul 2022 20:01
Had an actual nan kid at work at the end of last year. 22 years old:
Wouldn’t use the toilets in work.
Didn’t know how to make a brew.
Wore shoes at least 2 sizes too big for him that he would polish every night as that’s what his nan taught him when he was at school.
Never been abroad
Never been into Manchester (lived about 7 miles away his whole life)
Loved cars, read car magazines on his lunch etc but wasn’t taking lessons because his nan told him it’s too expensive and dangerous.
Terrible personal hygiene, permanent BO and breath that could clear a room.
Big gamer, obviously
Permanent teenager tash.
Felt really sorry for him when I couldn’t smell him. His grandparents have completely fucked his life.
26 Jul 2022 20:30
Fuck that’s grim. Always assumed this was just a bit of a laugh. Did this guy actually live with his grand parents?
26 Jul 2022 20:51
Yeah. Apparently they’re loaded too which made it all even weirder.
26 Jul 2022 21:15
Take him under your wing. That man needs to be saved
28 Jul 2022 14:23
Does online surveys to earn vouchers
(Nan coefficient increased by surveys done x diminishing financial reward)