General Discussion: The official Nan Kid thread


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Fläsket
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4002 posts since 14/8/04

23 Jul 2022 17:01
wears earplugs at gigs
doesn't drink and drive
have never pulled of his condom during sex intercourses without his partner knowing
amiright?!
Seventyfour
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9592 posts since 6/10/05

posted 23 Jul 2022 22:18, edited 23 Jul 2022 22:18
Nan kids don't go to gigs, they don't like music.
Copper
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3082 posts since 29/11/11

24 Jul 2022 01:22
They only like soundtracks
pentonville
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1065 posts since 12/3/12

24 Jul 2022 19:40
they only listen to shortwave radio
RickRude
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4202 posts since 13/1/12

24 Jul 2022 20:02
Wears a T-shirt swimming in the sea

Wears jeans in the summer
Ulster_Blue
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5624 posts since 16/7/06

24 Jul 2022 20:54
That’s more like it Rick.

Uses those static screen wipes on their pc
TCB
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5081 posts since 5/7/11

26 Jul 2022 17:29
RickRude wrote: Wears a T-shirt swimming in the sea

Laughing out loud

Swimming pool for sure. I feel the sea would be seen as too dangerous.
morning mist
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3700 posts since 29/5/05

26 Jul 2022 17:44
thats ok because they would never sit down in a pool
kid unknown
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5521 posts since 8/12/01

26 Jul 2022 18:05
Not being able to swim is a bit nan.
Davinho
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2469 posts since 2/12/08

26 Jul 2022 20:01
Had an actual nan kid at work at the end of last year. 22 years old:
Wouldn’t use the toilets in work.
Didn’t know how to make a brew.
Wore shoes at least 2 sizes too big for him that he would polish every night as that’s what his nan taught him when he was at school.
Never been abroad
Never been into Manchester (lived about 7 miles away his whole life)
Loved cars, read car magazines on his lunch etc but wasn’t taking lessons because his nan told him it’s too expensive and dangerous.
Terrible personal hygiene, permanent BO and breath that could clear a room.
Big gamer, obviously
Permanent teenager tash.

Felt really sorry for him when I couldn’t smell him. His grandparents have completely fucked his life.
Ulster_Blue
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5624 posts since 16/7/06

26 Jul 2022 20:30
Fuck that’s grim. Always assumed this was just a bit of a laugh. Did this guy actually live with his grand parents?
Davinho
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2469 posts since 2/12/08

26 Jul 2022 20:51
Yeah. Apparently they’re loaded too which made it all even weirder.
swiftus
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1873 posts since 1/7/09

26 Jul 2022 21:15
Take him under your wing. That man needs to be saved
Appleseed
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181 posts since 2/4/17

27 Jul 2022 06:52
pentonville wrote: they only listen to shortwave radio

nah they exclusively like They Might Be Giants and Alvin and the Chipmunks records. Trust me I know this guy.
Kadafi39
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2187 posts since 30/10/09

27 Jul 2022 10:06
Davinho wrote: Yeah. Apparently they’re loaded too which made it all even weirder.

Yeah but "loaded" to a nan and someone born in the 40s is having 20k in your account and a house that you bought for £3.5k which is now mortgage free.
Davinho
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2469 posts since 2/12/08

posted 27 Jul 2022 11:08, edited 27 Jul 2022 11:08
Who knows. Was more the point that his problems don’t come from growing up in poverty.

swiftus wrote: Take him under your wing. That man needs to be saved
He’s long gone. The nan that got away.
Mosoona
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439 posts since 25/5/15

28 Jul 2022 14:23
Does online surveys to earn vouchers

(Nan coefficient increased by surveys done x diminishing financial reward)
Kadafi39
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2187 posts since 30/10/09

29 Jul 2022 12:52
Davinho wrote: Who knows. Was more the point that his problems don’t come from growing up in poverty.

swiftus wrote: Take him under your wing. That man needs to be saved
He’s long gone. The nan that got away.

Generally growing up in poverty doesn't breed nan kids, take a walk down any council estate in the UK and you will find an abundance of yung G's that will shank their nan for a ton.
Davinho
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2469 posts since 2/12/08

29 Jul 2022 13:22
Roll Eyes I was talking about this kid specifically, with regard to him not washing, not going abroad, wearing shoes too big etc.

I grew up in Rochdale, I know plenty about council estates and rough kids.